14 Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationship Matter

1. Some women legs are like rumors,
they just keep on spreading

2. It's hard to bewitch African girls
these days because each time you take a
piece from her hair to the witch doctor,
either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad
or a factory in China catches fire.

3. If you are ugly; you are ugly stop
talking about inner beauty because we
don't walk around with X-rays.

4. Dear sister, don't be deceived by a
man who text you "I miss you" only
when it's raining. You are not an
umbrella.

5. Check your girlfriend body, if she
has more tattoos or piercings, you can
cheat on her. She is already used to pain.

6. Dating a slim or slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you are lying on his
chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on
your face

7. It's better for a man to be stingy
with the money he has hustled for, than for
a woman to deny you a hole that she
didn't even drill it herself.

8. Some of you girls can't even jog for
5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Your level of selfishness demands a one week
crusade.

9. If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not
taken a picture with you before just make
that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to
bring you together.

10. God is the best inventor ever. He took
a rib from a man and created a
loudspeaker.

11. If women thinks that having
their period (menstruation) in a whole
month is a difficult task, they should ask
the men how difficult is it to control an
erected joystick in public.

12. Some girls don't attend the gym but
look physically fit because of running from
one man to another.

13.“When you kiss a girl from another
nationality, do it well because you
represent the whole country"

14. Even the devil is not gay, he saw unclad
eve and unclad Adam, yet he went for
unclad eve

*This man is something else, I really love all his quotes especially number 1 and 9.
Which one do you consider as the most funniest quotes from 1-14 *
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